Important Health Announcement

[exskibum]

Public Service Message re: fellatio as inhibiting incidence of breast cancer --

https://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-Stu...wstudyshows.htm

I just report it when I find it, and . . . .

volunteer as a provider of treatment whenever possible.

 

[rddiehl]

Public Service Message re: fellatio as inhibiting incidence of breast cancer --

https://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-Stu...wstudyshows.htm

I just report it when I find it, and . . . .

now that is funny.

volunteer as a provider of treatment whenever possible.

 

[Jagermeister]

Um, HONEY......

 

[DE OPPRESSO LIBER]

A mandatory "must read" for all wives! And remember, "it's for your own good!".

 

[James Burleigh]

The comedian Ray Romano once said something like, "If I'm having *** with my wife, then I know it's time to file my quarterly estimated tax return. And if I get a [fellatio], I know it's time to file my annual tax return.

Thanks for the important public service announcement.

 

[TriggerT]

I just showed that to my wife. Like stated above, I am only worried about her longterm health.......really.

 

[xor11]

I kid you not that I read a study where swallowing is suppose to have various health benefits such as lowers the rate of depression. As of yet, my wife does not believe me.

 

[evilmedic13]

Public Service Message re: fellatio as inhibiting incidence of breast cancer --

https://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-Stu...wstudyshows.htm

I just report it when I find it, and . . . .

volunteer as a provider of treatment whenever possible.

You perform Fellatio?................................................................ Good for you!

 

[exskibum]

Public Service Message re: fellatio as inhibiting incidence of breast cancer --

https://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-Stu...wstudyshows.htm

I just report it when I find it, and . . . .

volunteer as a provider of treatment whenever possible.

You perform Fellatio?................................................................ Good for you!

No, but I can teach remedial reading.

 

[2wheelingdawg]

I kid you not that I read a study where swallowing is suppose to have various health benefits such as lowers the rate of depression. As of yet, my wife does not believe me.

It also leads to a happier, hornier, husband, willing to do more dishes and laundry, once or twice a week, i might even start watching chick flicks with her.

 

[evilmedic13]

Public Service Message re: fellatio as inhibiting incidence of breast cancer --

https://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-Stu...wstudyshows.htm

I just report it when I find it, and . . . .

volunteer as a provider of treatment whenever possible.

You perform Fellatio?................................................................ Good for you!

No, but I can teach remedial reading.

The "provider" threw me a little

 

[Toecutter]

I kid you not that I read a study where swallowing is suppose to have various health benefits such as lowers the rate of depression. As of yet, my wife does not believe me.

So, she's still suffering?

 

[RICLET]

Great idea but fake:

https://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

 

[Toecutter]

Great idea but fake:
https://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

Buzz kill.

You by any chance a female, have you ever been one, or been mistaken for one?

 

[exskibum]

Great idea but fake:
https://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

What gave you the first clue? Maybe the near impossibility that they could have found a statistically significant sample of women who have performed fellatio at least twice a week for 5+ years? Surely, that group would include almost no married women, and that would probably introduce another variable that would call the study's conclusions into question.

But still, I'm with Toe on this one. In fact, isn't this a bannable offense? Boys? And Iggy -- what's that warn meter for if calling ******** on such a noble bit of research reporting doesn't warrant its use? Sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RICLET]

Sorry Boys,

I only checked out the snopes website after printing the article, and trying to convince my wife I was worried about her health and well-being, to which she call B.S.

Please punish me as you see fit.

I throw myself on the mercy of the court

"You by any chance a female, have you ever been one, or been mistaken for one?"

Toe,

Since I do have a unique accent, having lived in Florida for 27 years after leaving England, I will confess to being mistaken for one albeit on the phone, and only while wearing evening wear