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In Memory of Don Stanley - Irish Joke of the Week
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<blockquote data-quote="FJRay" data-source="post: 1368490" data-attributes="member: 312"><p>How to get to heaven from Ireland</p><p></p><p></p><p>A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher</p><p></p><p>I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they</p><p>understood the concept of getting to heaven.</p><p>'I asked them,"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and</p><p></p><p> gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"</p><p></p><p>"NO!" the children answered.</p><p>"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything</p><p></p><p> tidy, would that get me into heaven?"</p><p></p><p>Again, the answer was NO!</p><p>"If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get</p><p></p><p> me into heaven?"'</p><p></p><p>Again, they all answered NO!</p><p>I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get</p><p></p><p>i</p><p>n</p><p>to heaven?"</p><p>A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD."</p><p>It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?</p><p><img src="https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FJRay, post: 1368490, member: 312"] How to get to heaven from Ireland A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them,"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" "NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again, the answer was NO! "If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"' Again, they all answered NO! I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get i n to heaven?" A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD." It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it? [IMG]https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png[/IMG][IMG]https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png[/IMG][IMG]https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png[/IMG][IMG]https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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