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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Yes, it is true, I am sending a joke that is very funny and does not contain
a single dirty word. You could tell this joke to your ministers.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you
are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a
birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yes, it is true, I am sending a joke that is very funny and does not contain
a single dirty word. You could tell this joke to your ministers.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you
are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a
birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
Wipe that smile off your face.
