Interesting signs..........

[Donal]

This was taken from the local free paper...............

In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home".

In a Kentucky appliance store window: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work".

In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week & week-ends".

In a New-York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager".

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy".

On a long established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot".

In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday".

In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed".

On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship".

 

[TripperMike]

Too funny.

Far too often I have wanted to follow up one of my own statements with....."That's NOT what I meant to say!!"

 

[Top_Speed1]

 

[Top_Speed1]

and we cannot forget... el' Pablo-Amigo ese sir Don Papa Stanlee (aka BeemerDonS) when he was on 4 wheels....

 

[airboss]

on the wall of a friend's private office.

Support your local Ortho-Doctor.

Buy a Harley

 

[steveoreno]

There is a gas station/restaurant near Kokomo, Indiana with the sign, "Eat here and get gas."

 

[rbentnail]

Local Nissan dealership- "we offer prompt service no matter how long it takes."

 

[BigOgre]

MIL lives in Melbourne, Fla. and told me about the signs at this veterinary hospital awhile ago.

 

[900gc]

On a supermarket in FLA the sign said "open 24 hours" and then went on to have the Mon.-Sun. hours posted showing that they closed for 1 hour each day in the early morning.

 

[mcatrophy]

I've always found this funny:

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This is near Dulsie Bridge, somewhere in Scotland.

 

[airboss]

email from Duluth Trading Company.

Header: Duluth Trading for Women

 

[erixun]

Always liked this bear sign:

 

[bluesdog]

Saw this one in North Van years ago. Don't know if it's still there

 

[Pterodactyl]

 

[ionbeam]

I saw this in downtown Kennebunkport (where the Bush's have a house):

Here are a few TSA items:

 

[BkerChuck]

Seen in a small store " unattended children will be given a double espresso and a puppy"

 

[steveoreno]

Bought my Brother-in-law some signs from Aerostich a few years ago for his farm. They said; "If you can read this......you're in range."