Investment That Makes Sense

[HuskyRider]

Got this from my son, and I thought that during these tough economic times, it's a MUST that we have to look for better solutions.

I think this is where it is:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you

would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have

$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you

would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the

beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &

recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

MORE GOOD NEWS...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a

year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol

a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

 

[devanator]

My mother-in-law showed that to me just two weeks ago. I'm going into the Insurance and Financial Services field and she thought I would get a kick out of it.

She was right, I thought it was. And I'm all for drinking beer.

 

[HuskyRider]

The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting.....

'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'

'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'