Q: Why did the Dane take a ladder with him to the supermarket?
A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Copenhagen were extremely high.
Q: Why did the Dane crawl on the floor through the supermarket?
A: Because they’re looking for the low prices.
Q: Why do Danish garbage trucks drive so fast?
A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed.
Q: Why did the Dane bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?
A: Thought it was a map.
Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine?
A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door.
Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine again?
A: Dive down and knock on the door again. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time!"
Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
A: Dive down and knock on the window. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Danes?"
Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
A: Give it a Danish crew.
Q: How do you say "genius" in Denmark?
A: Tourist.
-Two Danes are driving at night. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Dane to get out and check them.
"Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works... Wait it doesn't work... No now it works... Wait it doesn't work... No wait, now it works... Oh sorry, it doesn't work..."
