Pterodactyl
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A skinny wee Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Texan standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 foot tall,
350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.
The Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you pardner?
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?
The Texan says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 foot tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown.
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?....Sweet Jesus....I thought you said, "Turn around!"
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down at the Irishman and says: "7 foot tall,
350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.
The Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you pardner?
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?
The Texan says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 foot tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown.
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?....Sweet Jesus....I thought you said, "Turn around!"
