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I was in Oakland CA for a quick bus. trip this weekend. Drove past a guy having his bike loaded on a flatbed to be towed on the 880. I admit I did laugh to myself. Rider: CHP in uniform. Bike: BWM. Failure: unknown (guessing final drive or out of gas)...

 
I believe the ruling is that it IS okay to laugh, but it must be a CHP on a BMW...but you must get a photograph to share :glare:

 
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It can be a very satisfying chuckle if you have a performance award in the tankbag! :clapping:

I was in Oakland CA for a quick bus. trip this weekend. Drove past a guy having his bike loaded on a flatbed to be towed on the 880. I admit I did laugh to myself. Rider: CHP in uniform. Bike: BWM. Failure: unknown (guessing final drive or out of gas)...
 
...but you must get a photograph to share :glare:
No time for a photo--would have loved to have gotten one. He was doing his best to look "authoritative" but a little cloud of shame was hovering over him...

 
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I guess I am more curious than amused. The CHP guy is just trying to do his job on a high-priced motorcycle that apparently left him stranded.

At least the dept does not use HDs....since 80% of HDs are still on the road (the other 20% finally limped back to the garage.)

But seriously, I use to own a couple of HDs and I can say they never left me stranded.

I've always kinda liked BMWs, but wish they would man-up when it comes to admitting design flaws and engineering snafoos.

 
I laugh anytime I see a biker go by me doing something really stupid like 70mph without a helmet, in shorts and flip flops. Most times, said rider has his helmet strapped to the back seat.

One such instance occured this week with some aforementioned ***** strolling by me and my FJR as if to make a point that I was an inferior rider or something.

Well after scooping my daughter up from daycare we passed the obviously highley educated 2 wheeled enthusiast as he was getting a traffic ticket for who knows what.

I made sure to give him a simple wave and was over taken with pride as my 6 year old passed on the gesture as well!!

 
Driving by Michigan International Speedway one day I happen across a lone Harley rider on the side of the road. Pretty lonely spot on non-race days.

I had just passed another Harley rider that must have passed by this one so I kept going another 1/4 mile or so until I realized the nearest Harley shop still lay ahead of me several miles. Taking a deep breath I turned around.

Pulling up along side the stalled rider I recieve no greeting. Ask if he needs help. Without looking at me he mumbles he's out of gas. I see the petcock is in the on position rather than reserve. Hesitant to imply he's a dummy, I asked if he tried reserve and he snarls at me that it's on reserve. Still hasn't raised his head to look me in the eye yet, he continues to grind the starter. OKaaay then...

I mention I have a siphon hose if he doesn't mind a bit of regular grade. He continues staring at his engine and turns red. I'm trying hard not to laugh at his obvious discomfort at being aided by a ricer. He says OK. Still hasn't looked at me.

I dismount and go into the saddlebag kit for the bellows siphon as another Harley rider pulls up to us nearly running into my front tire. Doesn't see me either, like I'm frikin invisible.

Says whats the matter to the other Harley rider. Out of gas he replies. PUT IT ON ******* RESERVE ! he screams. Guy flips the lever and the bikes starts. I'm cracking up openly now.

Both take off without so much as a kiss my ***. :blink: I put my stuff away still laughing. I'm laughing now thinking about it. :lol:

So yes , it's okay to laugh as long as no one's bleeding.

 
Custom choppers can be laughed at. If the frame breaks, that's even better.

Bbbbbwbwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !! ! !LOLOLOLOLO That was good................ but not funny ! ;-) someone could die... ive seen it in real life...

 
I was in Oakland CA for a quick bus. trip this weekend. Drove past a guy having his bike loaded on a flatbed to be towed on the 880. I admit I did laugh to myself. Rider: CHP in uniform. Bike: BWM. Failure: unknown (guessing final drive or out of gas)...
They towed him to the gas station for a fill up? :huh:

 
I was in Oakland CA for a quick bus. trip this weekend. Drove past a guy having his bike loaded on a flatbed to be towed on the 880. I admit I did laugh to myself. Rider: CHP in uniform. Bike: BWM. Failure: unknown (guessing final drive or out of gas)...
Is it OK to laugh at a guy who can't spell B-M-W? WBill

 
I was in Oakland CA for a quick bus. trip this weekend. Drove past a guy having his bike loaded on a flatbed to be towed on the 880. I admit I did laugh to myself. Rider: CHP in uniform. Bike: BWM. Failure: unknown (guessing final drive or out of gas)...
They towed him to the gas station for a fill up? :huh:
I'm just speculating. As it was a late-model BMW, I'm choosing the two highest probabilities...

 
I once passed a stalled Harley but turned back to help as this is remote Montana mountain country: the Swan Valley. You ALWAYS try to help. He was riding a late 50s HD classic and the generator had gone south and battery discharged. I went back 10 miles or so, got my trailer, loaded the dead bike and hauled it back to the house. After giving him a full charge, he was on his way back to his own home. Very nice guy. Turns out he was the curator/manager of privately owned historic Virginia City and Nevada City in Southwest Montana (before the state bought the collections, buildings/real estate). Later, he sent me tickets for eight to the Brewery Follies summer theater burlesque show in Virginia City and comped us three cabins at Nevada City: probably $250 worth. I didn't expect a thing for helping, but he was appreciative apparently. No HD ego trip involved, no "rice bike" prejudice... The way it should be.

 
What about if its a guy on tasseled out roadie wailing on his pipes in the middle of downtown ...

while waiting for a light to change...

and it he goes to pull forward just a little bit and drops it...

and when he tries to keep it off the pavement he farts so loud you can hear it with your helmet on ....

over top of the noise his pipes are making....

and theirs a cop around the corner and see's the whole thing...

and buddy literally ***** himself trying to lift it up...

True story. Yes true, I was right beside him and I've never laughed so ******* hard in my entire life.

 
Driving by Michigan International Speedway one day I happen across a lone Harley rider on the side of the road. Pretty lonely spot on non-race days.I had just passed another Harley rider that must have passed by this one so I kept going another 1/4 mile or so until I realized the nearest Harley shop still lay ahead of me several miles. Taking a deep breath I turned around.

Pulling up along side the stalled rider I recieve no greeting. Ask if he needs help. Without looking at me he mumbles he's out of gas. I see the petcock is in the on position rather than reserve. Hesitant to imply he's a dummy, I asked if he tried reserve and he snarls at me that it's on reserve. Still hasn't raised his head to look me in the eye yet, he continues to grind the starter. OKaaay then...

I mention I have a siphon hose if he doesn't mind a bit of regular grade. He continues staring at his engine and turns red. I'm trying hard not to laugh at his obvious discomfort at being aided by a ricer. He says OK. Still hasn't looked at me.

I dismount and go into the saddlebag kit for the bellows siphon as another Harley rider pulls up to us nearly running into my front tire. Doesn't see me either, like I'm frikin invisible.

Says whats the matter to the other Harley rider. Out of gas he replies. PUT IT ON ******* RESERVE ! he screams. Guy flips the lever and the bikes starts. I'm cracking up openly now.

Both take off without so much as a kiss my ***. :blink: I put my stuff away still laughing. I'm laughing now thinking about it. :lol:

So yes , it's okay to laugh as long as no one's bleeding.

I'd say as soon as he started being an *** to someone who is trying to help, the Christian thing to do is say, "Well **** you, then," and ride away. But I might be a bit off topic.

 
I didn't expect a thing for helping, but he was appreciative apparently. No HD ego trip involved, no "rice bike" prejudice... The way it should be.

You're so right there. I like to make, and laugh at the HD jokes here but for the most part the riders are pretty good folks (except the moron who didn't know about reserve). Glad to hear this story.

 
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