twowheelnut
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Hey, Brun? Your pet is wearing a funny tee and has a dumb grin on his face. I think he just pooped on your living room carpet... :blink: 
Is this an appropriate shirt?
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Buy a shirt that says this on the back "If you can read this, the ***** fell off!". J/k The thought is what counts and she meant well!
Fallen Jim Rides again
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Hmph, bet she wants something.
Silver Penguin
Silver Penguin
Now that my cruiser days are past, I looked at one of the few bike shirts for women (besides the 'I'm the ***** that fell off' one).
If it were not for the poor grammar, I'd have bought this one (with a picture of a sport bike, ridden by a girl)
[SIZE=14pt]'If your going to ride my ***, at least pull my hair'.[/SIZE]
If it were not for the poor grammar, I'd have bought this one (with a picture of a sport bike, ridden by a girl)
[SIZE=14pt]'If your going to ride my ***, at least pull my hair'.[/SIZE]
MSLPILOT
Transient Man
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'If your going to ride my ***, at least pull my hair'.
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LMFAO!!!! :rolf:
'If your going to ride my ***, at least pull my hair'.
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LMFAO!!!! :rolf:
jaybird
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Big Brun: You are in quite a dilema. She obviously means well, and you don't want to do anything to irritate her. You're between the pervebial "rock and the hard place" -- if you continute to wear it, she'll surely will buy you more of the same (and she'll be happy). If you don't wear it, she'll be mad and your bike mileage and happiness will likely decrease.
Here is a modest proposal: 1) First thing you gotta do is get the zippo and burn the thing. 2) Go out to a bar one nite (and telling the wife that you wore that "great shirt") and then come home with NO SHIRT ON. Tell her that some bad-*** Harley types liked the shirt so much that they took it right off your back! 3) Tell her that if she indeed cares about you, that future shirt purchases should be more of the Feejr type (or better yet, just hand you the $$ and you'll buy your own attire). A win-win for all
Women...... "Can't live with em, and its illegal to shoot em....."
(Actually she sounds like a gem and a great gal -- hang on to her!!) Jay
Here is a modest proposal: 1) First thing you gotta do is get the zippo and burn the thing. 2) Go out to a bar one nite (and telling the wife that you wore that "great shirt") and then come home with NO SHIRT ON. Tell her that some bad-*** Harley types liked the shirt so much that they took it right off your back! 3) Tell her that if she indeed cares about you, that future shirt purchases should be more of the Feejr type (or better yet, just hand you the $$ and you'll buy your own attire). A win-win for all
Women...... "Can't live with em, and its illegal to shoot em....."
(Actually she sounds like a gem and a great gal -- hang on to her!!) Jay
gypsy
667 - Neighbour of the Beast
Brun,
No, no, no jaybird has it wrong. What you need to do is go out with the guys. Spray the shirt with a little perfume and spread lipstick on the shoulder. Then your wife will tear the shirt off your back and she will never buy you another shirt...or anything else for that matter.
gypsy
No, no, no jaybird has it wrong. What you need to do is go out with the guys. Spray the shirt with a little perfume and spread lipstick on the shoulder. Then your wife will tear the shirt off your back and she will never buy you another shirt...or anything else for that matter.
gypsy
StexFJR
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JimLor
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...and a flame covered bowling ball to go with it!
odot
CC member # 17,----- DUP member # 7, mensa club m
Don't ask for that shirt. Unless, of course you want to be hounded by ******* punks like me, asking you questions about a motorcycle that I own myself. "What kind of gas should I use?....what tire pressure should I run? .....is a helmet going to hurt or harm me?... ...why do chicks call it a sport bike with saddle bags?... what do you pay for insurance?...." etc....etc.....if you get lucky and do get that shirt....wear it at home. The old lady will think that you are a mechanic....and you can "fix" stuff.....work it baby, work it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fencer
Why yes, I am a Smart ***
Fencer
Why yes, I am a Smart ***
What about:
"Ride it like you don't pay for insurance, maintenance, medical bills, or make payments"
Nah, "stole it" sums it up pretty good.
"Ride it like you don't pay for insurance, maintenance, medical bills, or make payments"
Nah, "stole it" sums it up pretty good.
Silver Penguin
Silver Penguin
So many possible replies to that comment..... but this forum is moderated so you will just have to imagine them!Women...... "Can't live with em, and its illegal to shoot em....."
<G> Jill
FJRocha
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Man... I live by this motto:
[SIZE=14pt]Happy wife, Happy life!!![/SIZE]
FlyingLow
Well-known member
What JimLor said :lol:
The Assault FJR Bowling Team, for those who can't ride year-round like us in the PRK!
The Assault FJR Bowling Team, for those who can't ride year-round like us in the PRK!
zorkler
Ave U !!!!
pmoscoso
Active member
I hate to tell you this but somewhere in your wife's heart there is a spot for your passion, otherwise she would not have gone to Cruiser Heaven to buy you that t-shirt. By the way the guy at Cruiser Heaven is closing his doors, I guess not enough business.
Pedro. :agent:
Pedro. :agent:
BrunDog
Well-known member
Hey Pedro, whassup?? I heard that he was closing shop, too. I can't imagine there isn't enough business. Perhaps he didn't market his place too well.
-BD
