Oh my! I cannot think of anything sufficiently witty to cover that one. Everything that comes to mind is so stupid that...
He must have thought it was a Cowasaki...
Talk about Final Drive failure!
Doing back to BMW what they've been doing to their customers.
I cannot imagine what it was about that motorcycle that excited him so much. And the disappointment he must have felt when it tried to run off and then fell over dead.
Guess moose are normally sexually disoriented. In Vermont a moose fell in love with Jessica the cow and spent the summer in lust with her. In other areas of the country they seem to like the cold, passive mates.
I see 'bust is flipping the coin right now to decide a plane ticket to Vermont or a ticket to Colorado...or both.