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Silver Penguin

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A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit downand engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them

at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two ***** come together.

I come once-a-more! .

Two *****, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You

foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," She retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

$10.00 says you're gonna read this again!

 
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit downand engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them

at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two ***** come together.

I come once-a-more! .

Two *****, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You

foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," She retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

$10.00 says you're gonna read this again!
I own u 10.00 and I am from Mississippi and have never heard that one. :yahoo:

 
very creative.

reminds me of the:

"Two Obese Patties special Saul limburger cheese pickin bunions on a sesame street bus" joke

 
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