DE OPPRESSO LIBER
Official *******
One day, 86 year old Ethel was sitting and talking to her friend Betty after her husband recently purchased a new motorcycle. Ethel says, "Betty, ever since John got that new motorcycle, he hasn't had any interest in sex anymore. No matter what I do, it just never seems to interest him. What can I do?".
"Well Ethel, I know just the plan. When John gets home tonight, go into the bedroom, get naked, and lay on your back and throw your legs up way over your head. When he sees you, there's no way he'll be able to say 'no' ".
Later on that night, Ethel hears John pull into the drive on his motorcycle. She scampers down the hall, gets naked, lays on the bed and throws her legs way up over her head as far as she can. A few minutes later, John comes into the bedroom, sees her and says, " Jesus Christ Ethel, what the hell happened to you? Put in your teeth and comb your hair!"
"Well Ethel, I know just the plan. When John gets home tonight, go into the bedroom, get naked, and lay on your back and throw your legs up way over your head. When he sees you, there's no way he'll be able to say 'no' ".
Later on that night, Ethel hears John pull into the drive on his motorcycle. She scampers down the hall, gets naked, lays on the bed and throws her legs way up over her head as far as she can. A few minutes later, John comes into the bedroom, sees her and says, " Jesus Christ Ethel, what the hell happened to you? Put in your teeth and comb your hair!"
