Jerusalem Vacation

[donaldb]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

 

[thegunslinger]

Ah yes, I said till death do us part,,,,,,that means there are no "Do Overs" dammit! :angry2:

 

[Bluebullet]

So if you believe in Heaven and living eternally then it really is forever. Gives me a warm fuzzy.