Jesus vs. The Burglar

[NoCage]

A burglar broke into a house and shined his flashlight around looking for valuables.

He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: 'Jesus is watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out he heard: 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

:laughingsmiley: :laughingsmiley:

 

[CRMH Eagle]

A few months ago a burglar broke into a house south of Denver. The homeowner was inside at the time along with his .357 magnum. The robber was literally blown away by the surprise.

 

[Mooseonagoose]

Reminds me of the story that made many papers around the country several years ago. Homeowner returns home to find his Dobie laying in the entryway unconscious but gasping, calls the cops, upon investigation they find the burglar in the hall closet , unconscious from loss of blood w/ a coupla fingers missing. Dog survived, once the vet removed the fingers from his throat. So did the burglar, & ended up in the slammer.