Motorcycledoc
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Susie, a first grader, came home from school and as usual was talking with her mother about how the day had gone.
"What did you learn today?" her mother asked.
"Well," said Susie, "We learned to spell some new words, like 'tree' and 'door', which have 4 letters and not just 3 like 'dog' or 'cat', and we learned how to add numbers up to 5 plus 5, and we learned how you get pregnant."
Mom was a bit shocked by this statement, as she was sure sex education wasn't on the first grade curriculum.
"Oh really?" she said. "What did you learn about how you get pregnant?"
Susie answered. "At recess Jessica in third grade told us that a boy puts his penis in your mouth, and that's how you get pregnant."
"Oh, no", said mom, eager to correct this playground misinformation, "That's not how you get pregnant... That's how you get jewellery!"
"What did you learn today?" her mother asked.
"Well," said Susie, "We learned to spell some new words, like 'tree' and 'door', which have 4 letters and not just 3 like 'dog' or 'cat', and we learned how to add numbers up to 5 plus 5, and we learned how you get pregnant."
Mom was a bit shocked by this statement, as she was sure sex education wasn't on the first grade curriculum.
"Oh really?" she said. "What did you learn about how you get pregnant?"
Susie answered. "At recess Jessica in third grade told us that a boy puts his penis in your mouth, and that's how you get pregnant."
"Oh, no", said mom, eager to correct this playground misinformation, "That's not how you get pregnant... That's how you get jewellery!"
