Joke for a Cold Day - PG 18?

[bigjohnsd]

FAST SEX!

Don wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office. But she was dating someone else.

One day Don got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl looked at him and then said, NO!"

Don said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

So she called him and explained the situation. Her greedy boy friend says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. Then give me a call.

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, What happened?"

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, He had all quarters!"

Management Lesson: always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

 

[Teehaml]

That's a good one John...

 

[LKLD]

Funny, but couldn't you have used another name besides Don? Now I can't get the visual outta my head of BeemerDon with a 5' 280# Mexican girl with a cute face, sweating profusely from having her 22nd client before noon! Ugghhh!

 

[beemerdons]

Funny, but couldn't you have used another name besides Don? Now I can't get the visual outta my head of BeemerDon with a 5' 280# Mexican girl with a cute face, sweating profusely from having her 22nd client before noon! Ugghhh!

So LKLD, what's your point? Fat Latina Mujeres need love too, it's the very least we Irish can do! Plus, Leticia's Tio owns a Liquor Store! JSNS, es Verdad ese!