HuskyRider
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Guy dies, goes to hell. He's miserable. As he sits on a rock feeling sorry for himself, a little demon approaches and asks, "Hey pal, why so glum?"
"What do you think? I'm in hell!" the guy responds angrily.
"It's not so bad," the demon says. "Do you like to drink?"
"You bet I do" said the guy.
Well, you're going to love Mondays. We drink and drink all day. Beer, wine, liquor. We get ***faced drunk and nobody arrests us, kicks us out or nags us for it. Monday's a great day. Do you like to smoke?
"Yeah, I smoke," said the guy.
"Well, you're going to love Tuesdays. We smoke filtered, unfiltered; big fat cigars, you name it. We don't get sick and nobody says we stink. You can really learn to blow one sick smoke ring. Do you gamble?"
"I love to gamble," said the guy more excitedly.
"You're going to love Wednesdays," said the demon. "We play hold'em, blackjack, pie gal, all of em. We even have feeds to earth bound sports like the NFL. We bet on all of em with unlimited credit lines. You lose, we figure it out. No problem. Do you like to do drugs?"
"I love drugs!" shouted the guy, finally realizing that Hell wasn't so bad after all.
"You're going to love Thursdays. We do it all, and we can't overdose. Do you realize how high you can get if you don't have to worry about the overdose?"
The guy was smiling ear to ear. Then the demon asked, "Are you gay?"
"Heck no," said the guy.
"Oh," said the demon. "Well, you're going to hate Fridays."
"What do you think? I'm in hell!" the guy responds angrily.
"It's not so bad," the demon says. "Do you like to drink?"
"You bet I do" said the guy.
Well, you're going to love Mondays. We drink and drink all day. Beer, wine, liquor. We get ***faced drunk and nobody arrests us, kicks us out or nags us for it. Monday's a great day. Do you like to smoke?
"Yeah, I smoke," said the guy.
"Well, you're going to love Tuesdays. We smoke filtered, unfiltered; big fat cigars, you name it. We don't get sick and nobody says we stink. You can really learn to blow one sick smoke ring. Do you gamble?"
"I love to gamble," said the guy more excitedly.
"You're going to love Wednesdays," said the demon. "We play hold'em, blackjack, pie gal, all of em. We even have feeds to earth bound sports like the NFL. We bet on all of em with unlimited credit lines. You lose, we figure it out. No problem. Do you like to do drugs?"
"I love drugs!" shouted the guy, finally realizing that Hell wasn't so bad after all.
"You're going to love Thursdays. We do it all, and we can't overdose. Do you realize how high you can get if you don't have to worry about the overdose?"
The guy was smiling ear to ear. Then the demon asked, "Are you gay?"
"Heck no," said the guy.
"Oh," said the demon. "Well, you're going to hate Fridays."
