flying_monkey_girl
Active member
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a
Busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
Just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
Even though he could have beaten the red light by
Accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
Screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to
Get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone
And makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
Window and looked up into the face of a very serious
Police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
Hands up.
He took her to the police station ! where she was
Searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
A holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
Cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
Arresting officer was waiting with her personal
Effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
Pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
Horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
Cussing a blue streak at him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
The 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow
Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
Chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
Priceless
Busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
Just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
Even though he could have beaten the red light by
Accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
Screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to
Get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone
And makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
Window and looked up into the face of a very serious
Police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
Hands up.
He took her to the police station ! where she was
Searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
A holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
Cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
Arresting officer was waiting with her personal
Effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
Pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
Horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
Cussing a blue streak at him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
The 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow
Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
Chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
Priceless
