Kitty Washer

[GalaxyBlue]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg

 

[evilmedic13]

That's one way to get a ***** wet. Just watch out for the claws afterwards :blink:

 

[TriggerT]

I love the music. I bet they could sell tickets.

 

[MKO]

That is the only way to wash a cat!

 

[v65]

Man I would love one of those. Next time the cat wakes me up at 3am, bang into the cat washer 3000. Have a bath kitty kitty :evilsmiley03:

 

[ionbeam]

How to Wash the Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet (this step is optional).

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, he is actually enjoying this.)

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Signed: The Dog

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Cat Bath II

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Next time the cat wakes me up at 3am, bang into the cat washer 3000.

My brother had a problem with 3am cats banging on their bedroom door, which was closed to keep the afore mentioned cats out. My brother worked out a compromise solution with his wife. He used a windshield washer fluid bottle and ~$4 worth of windshield washer pumps, spray nozzles with an old motorcycle battery. Washer rig was set outside the bedroom door, activation button next to the alarm clock. After only two morning baths the cats stopped bothering them. Who says cats can't be trained. They continue to live in fear of even the sight of the washer bottle.

 

[NoCage]

Hilarious. I'll bet kitty won't go in as easily next time.

Many years ago, we had a cat that had gotten really muddy. I knew better than to wash him without sedation, so I got a chill pill from the vet. My wife popped the pill into the cats mouth. THEN she read the recommended dosage, which for his weight, was one fourth of the pill. That was one messed up cat for a while... inner eyelids wouldn't open, his back legs all over the place. The bath was easy though. :dribble:

 

[dcarver]

Just had to send that one on to my cat loving friend...

 

[v65]

My brother had a problem with 3am cats banging on their bedroom door, which was closed to keep the afore mentioned cats out. My brother worked out a compromise solution with his wife. He used a windshield washer fluid bottle and ~$4 worth of windshield washer pumps, spray nozzles with an old motorcycle battery. Washer rig was set outside the bedroom door, activation button next to the alarm clock. After only two morning baths the cats stopped bothering them. Who says cats can't be trained. They continue to live in fear of even the sight of the washer bottle.

Humm...

 

[radman]

Yeah, thats ****** hilarious. Next up, cat tail tying tips. Hilarity ensues.

 

[automag928]

Damn disney had the video pulled due to copyrights....blah

 

[TriggerT]

Walt Disney, the killer of everything fun, unless they can charge you an arm and a leg!

 

[GalaxyBlue]

WTF

How was this a copyright infringment with Disney? <_<

 

[v65]

I think Walt washed a ***** once, maybe twice.

 

[slick001]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SLyXrNXVU

someone else has posted this one, watch it quick before Disney pulls it also!

 

[05fjrman]

too late

 

[roadrash]

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by The Walt Disney Company

BUMMER :dribble: