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The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor
that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you
will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets."
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor
that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you
will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets."
