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A Gecko is walking down a path in the jungle when he looks up & sees his friend the koala bear high in the tree. The koala is smoking a huge bone & invites his friend up to share. The gecko climbs up the tree and sits on a branch next to the koala. They pass the joint back & forth several times before the gecko stops. He tells the koala that its really good **** & he is totally gone but his throat is as dry as the desert & he is going down to the river to get a drink.
The gecko carefully climbs down the tree and meanders down the path till he comes to the river. He unsteadily stands on the bank until he slips and falls into the rushing water. An alligator swimming nearby sees the gecko and swims over and helps him back onto the bank. "What's wrong with you?" he asks the gecko. The gecko tells him about the koala up in the tree & the great stuff he has. The alligator says he needs to see this himself.
The gator wanders down the path until he sees the koala in the tree. He stops and yells up to the koala. The koala looks down at the gator and says "**** man! How much water did you drink?"
The gecko carefully climbs down the tree and meanders down the path till he comes to the river. He unsteadily stands on the bank until he slips and falls into the rushing water. An alligator swimming nearby sees the gecko and swims over and helps him back onto the bank. "What's wrong with you?" he asks the gecko. The gecko tells him about the koala up in the tree & the great stuff he has. The alligator says he needs to see this himself.
The gator wanders down the path until he sees the koala in the tree. He stops and yells up to the koala. The koala looks down at the gator and says "**** man! How much water did you drink?"
