charismaticmegafauna
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Submitted by Chicagoan, Peter Petrunich:
An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you always remember me."
"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'?"
An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you always remember me."
"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'?"
