Lance Armstrong Busted!!!

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PARIS, France (Reuters) --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap, which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

 
It would seem this isn't about Lance, but about French Hygiene :haha:

My parents had that opinion, I never asked them how they knew ;)

 
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sooooo,,, who keeps urine samples for 5 years???

and who had them??

yes some French guy can say

"I am the keeper of urine"

 
sooooo,,, who keeps urine samples for 5 years???and who had them??

yes some French guy can say

"I am the keeper of urine"
What?!? You guys don't keep your urine for a 5 or 6 years?

 
Oui! Oui! Ahhh, but the French the make such exquisite white flags, and their surplus military rifles are pristine! And, they are unparalleled experts at the art of collaborationl

Dont' buy their planes, however, the tails fall off occaisionally.

 
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