juniorfjr
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking down the forest trail, when all of a sudden she came upon the wolf crouching behind some bushes.
"My Mr. wolf, what big eyes you have."
Then the wolf jumped up and just ran off.
Further down the trail, she again sees the wolf crouching behind some rocks and says, "My Mr. wolf what big ears you have."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs off.
About a quarter mile down the trail, she again spys the wolf crouching behind some logs. And she says, "My Mr. wolf what big teeth you have.
This time the wolf jumps up and says. "For chrissakes kid, will you give it a rest. I'm trying to take a crap here."
"My Mr. wolf, what big eyes you have."
Then the wolf jumped up and just ran off.
Further down the trail, she again sees the wolf crouching behind some rocks and says, "My Mr. wolf what big ears you have."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs off.
About a quarter mile down the trail, she again spys the wolf crouching behind some logs. And she says, "My Mr. wolf what big teeth you have.
This time the wolf jumps up and says. "For chrissakes kid, will you give it a rest. I'm trying to take a crap here."
