Little to Complain About, But Still ...

[Bounce]

I absolutely hate it when people touch my ****. My friends laugh because I get pissed off when people mess with my desk. I don't know how I would react if some ***-hole messed with my bike and scratched it up in the process.

i fixed my problem of the always-disappearing pens and stapler...

i laid one each of these out on my desk for those so inclined to take without asking.

a few yelps later and that **** stopped.

https://www.funnypracticaljokes.com/prepack...hocking-pen.php

https://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?Page...amp;ProdID=1680

 

[zorkler]

The **** thing sounds like a real turn off so you will not have any straight guys no where near your bike . O n the other hand the guys that like **** might just sit on the bike just for the **** and not give a **** about your bike . So it looks good to me that plant workers are straight . Dont know what you have to say to the wife .

 

[Lee B.]

this stuff just makes me angry and I hope I never have to deal with it. I avoid confrontations but this reminds me of the time I came out of the hardware store and saw some old guy (I'm now 53 and this guy was probably about 55 at the time) leaning on my car talking on his cell phone. I said, "hey pardner (where this "pardner" talk came from I have no idea but I am a fan of old and new westerns...Roy R., Lone Ranger were heros when I was a kiddo), you want to get your *** off my car?" He said, "why don't you kiss my ***?" I said, because I'm not leaning on YOUR car you *******!" During this whole exchange I'm getting to my driver side door, he's getting up off my car and I get in my car and leave. If he had not moved off I'd have clipped him when I pulled out of the parking place. The memory of this exchange makes my blood pressure elevate. I have no idea what I'd say if some numb nuts was on my bike or letting his kid sit on my bike. So far, so good on that front.

 

[Lee B.]

I'm a bit more mellow now than in yester year...But when a freaking ******** sat his *** on my 1974 CB750, I simply walked up to him, smile on my face..

and cold-cocked that muthaphucker with one well delivered hard as I could hit him punch to the temple.

Even ran to the other side of the bike to make sure he didn't topple 'Goldie' as he slumped off the right side.

Left him on the asphalt sleeping, me n' Goldie went for a ride.

Goldie was EVERYTHING to me, I made $7.82/hour, had worked forever to have her, paid hard earned cash, and on the second day of ownerhship, some ID10T thinks he can just throw a leg over my girl? Don't think so. Pretty simple really, if you don't own it, or put up with it, don't be mounting it.

Didn't even think twice of it either. Still don't.

Actually, makes me kind of wish someone would try it again, just to see how much sack I have left.. :glare: :angry:

bet he never did that again....

 

[flying junior]

I always thoght the proper response to finding someone astride your bike was dcarver's as above.

I have fond memories of my smartass, lying, cheating @#$% brother-in-law and his equally-sorry friend being beaten so badly they had to be taken to the emergency room after being caught out in front of a Dallas bar smartassedly sitting on a couple of choppers that weren't theirs.

Sorry to hear about the scuffs. If the goobers who did it weren't being malicious it all ought to rub out OK.

 

[Kirrilian]

if you don't own it, or put up with it, don't be mounting it

New FJRForum bumper sticker?

I have a buddy at work that is always buying and selling bikes and I have sat on more than a few of the ones he was selling (with his permission of course). I bought my FJR and saw him in the hallway a week or two later and he asked if that was my bike, I said yes, and he said I sat on it, I hope you don't mind. I said I didn't but it did kinda piss me off but at least I know he made sure he didn't scuff it or anything but still...

 

[johnny80s]

I never thought somebody would be stoopid enough to sit on another man's bike. I am not sure what I would do if I found some on my bike. I certainly like dcarver's answer but with all the cameras around now I think that would get me into trouble.

Looks like I need to get a shortee cover.

The question is if they remove the cover and sit on bike can I hit them? :evil2: