willboe
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The Lone Ranger was captured in hostile Indian territory, and taken back to the village. The Chief greets him and says, "Hi, I know who you are and I want you to know I respect you and what you do, but you are the 'white man', and so I will kill you, but not today. I'll kill you in three days, and I'll grant you a request each of those three days. What is your request today?" The Lone Ranger says, "Chief, I would like to speak with my horse." The Chief says, "Of course, that's strange, but if that's what you want, okay." The Indians bring Silver to the Lone Ranger, he whispers in Silver's ear, Silver gallops off, and comes back hours later with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. The blonde goes into the Lone Rangers tent, and they are not seen until morning when the chief says, "Wow! You really are an amazing guy, and I respect you even more now, but I still have to kill you in two days. What is your request for today?" The Lone Ranger says, "Chief, I have to ask to speak to my horse again." The Chief says, "Of Course, no problem." Again the Lone Ranger whispers in Silver's ear. The horse gallops away and returns hours later with a beautiful brunette on his back. She goes into the Lone Ranger's tent, and they are not seen again until the next morning when the Chief says, "Man! you are really something. I still have to kill you though, what is your last request?" The Lone Ranger says, "Chief I have to speak to my horse again, but this time in private." The Chief says, "Okay, you have earned some consideration here." The Indians erect a large tent, and after the Lone Ranger & Silver enter, the flap is closed. The Lone Ranger walks up to Silver, grabs him by the ears, pulls their faces together. He looks that horse right in the eye and says, "For God's sake, and for the last time, BRING POSSE!"
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