I'll sell you mine.
It's a 2014 ES, has all of the truly required farkles, and merely 6500 accumulated miles so far
Dual Russell Day-long Full leather custom saddles
HeliBars Bridge type Handle Bar Risers
Suzuki Vstrom Handguards
Givi SR trunk rack and color matching Givi V46 Rear Hard Trunk
Electrified Bags Connection City Evo Tank bag, complete with the locking tank ring mount
Garmin zumo 550 GPS on a left bar mount, wired to the tank bag.
Starcom1 intercom with GPS and Radar detector wired audio.
LEDRider LR4 LED Aux lights mounted on WynPro Anti Vibe Brackets
Yamaha FZ1 Mirrors mounted on the above brackets
Yamaha Touring Accessories windshield and also the stock shield
Custom windshield tuning spacers for running the above windshield without excessive head buffeting
SW Motech Sliders that look like they belong on the bike
TechSpec Snake-skin tank protection
I'll even ride the thing down to you in Flatlandistan for the cost of SouthWest airfare.
My firm price is $20,000. A bargain really, at twice the price.
(Just some Friday dog pile humor, I wouldn't part with my bike even at that price. Good luck with your search)
PS - Nice looking pup. We raised Siberian Huskies when I was younger. (assuming that is what yours is, could be a Malamute) They are some pretty great animals.