Maintenance log books... Funny Stuff

[FJRONAMISSION]

Maintenance records from QANTAS airlines.

P - Problem logged by pilot

S - Solution or action taken by mechanics

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P - Mouse in Cockpit

S - Cat installed

P - Aircraft handles funny

S - Aircraft told to smarten up and fly right

P - Engine propeller number 3 seeping prop fluid

S - Number 3 propeller seepage normal, Nos 1, 2 and 4 lack normal seepage

P - Left inside main tire almost needs replacement

S - Almost replaced left inside tire

P - Test flight OK, autoland very rough

S - Autoland not installed on this aircraft

P - Something loose in cockpit

S - Something tightened in cockpit

P - Dead bugs on windshield

S - Live bugs on backorder

P - Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent

S - Unable to duplicate problem on ground

P - Evidence of leak on right main landing gear

S - Evidence removed

P - DME volume unbelievably loud

S - DME volume set to more believable level

P - Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick

S - That is what it is for

P - IFF inoperative

S - IFF always inoperative in OFF mode

P - Suspected crack in windshield

S - Suspect your right

P - Target radar hums

S - Target radar reprogrammed with words

:lol: .... :lol: ......

 

[wnyfjr]

Another one I once read in this list:

P: Right engine missing.

S: Right engine found on right wing after brief search.

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

Another one I once read in this list:

P: Right engine missing.

S: Right engine found on right wing after brief search.

lolololol....... :lol: