Man walks into a bar...

[frankenfeejeer]

The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The man replies "I left work early to surprise my wife and found her sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."

The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."

The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"

The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."

The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.

A few hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face and sits down at the bar.

"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.

"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."

 

[SouthernCruizer]

makes no sense.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Sure it does.

The more I read the jokes posted these days, the more I miss BeemerDons.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Dayum!! LOL.....

 

[Surly]

Sure it does.
The more I read the jokes posted these days, the more I miss BeemerDons.

I miss him too!

 

[Fred W]

Best one I've heard in a while! :lol:

 

[Data]

Good one !

 

[SquatNYC]

I thought that joke was going to be more like this..

A man walks into a bar, "Ouch"

 

[dshane]

Or..........

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

Or...............

This one was on here recently, so I can't take credit. Sorry for the hijack.....

"A dyslexic walks into a bra......."

 

[wetwolf]

A man walks into a bar.

The guy behind him ducked.

 

[SquatNYC]

Or..........A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

That's one of my favorite "Man walks into a bar" jokes...