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What would DoG do?
> > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> >You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
> Like, if you like
> >sports, she should like it that you like sports,
> and she should keep the
> >chips and dip coming.
> >--Alan, age 10
> >
> >No person really decides before they Grow up who
> they're going to marry.
> >God decides it all way before, and you get to find
> out later who you're
> >stuck with.
> >--Kirsten, age 10
> >
> >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> >
> >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
> person FOREVER by then.
> >--Camille, age 10
> >
> >No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a
> fool to get
> >married.
> >--Freddie, age 6
> >
> >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> >
> >You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem
> to be yelling at the
> >same kids.
> >--Derrick, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >
> >Both don't want any more kids.
> >--Lori, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> >
> >Dates are for having fun, and people should use
> them to get to know each
> >other. Even boys have something to say if you
> listen long enough.
> >--Lynnette, age 8
> >
> >On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
> and that usually gets
> >them interested enough to go for a second date.
> >--Martin, age 10
> >
> >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> SOUR?
> >
> >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
> call all the newspapers
> >and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
> columns.
> >--Craig, age 9
> >
> >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >
> >When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
> >
> >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
> want to mess with
> >that.
> >--Curt, age 7
> >
> >The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
> you should marry them
> >and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
> do.
> >--Howard, age 8
> >
> >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> >
> >It's better for girls to be single but not for
> boys. Boys need someone
> >to clean up after them.
> >--Anita, age 9
> >
> >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
> GET MARRIED?
> >
> >There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> wouldn't there?
> >--Kelvin, age 8
> >
> >"And the #1 Favorite is........"
> >
> >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> >
> >Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
> looks like a truck.
> >--Ricky, age 10
> >You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
> Like, if you like
> >sports, she should like it that you like sports,
> and she should keep the
> >chips and dip coming.
> >--Alan, age 10
> >
> >No person really decides before they Grow up who
> they're going to marry.
> >God decides it all way before, and you get to find
> out later who you're
> >stuck with.
> >--Kirsten, age 10
> >
> >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> >
> >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
> person FOREVER by then.
> >--Camille, age 10
> >
> >No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a
> fool to get
> >married.
> >--Freddie, age 6
> >
> >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> >
> >You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem
> to be yelling at the
> >same kids.
> >--Derrick, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >
> >Both don't want any more kids.
> >--Lori, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> >
> >Dates are for having fun, and people should use
> them to get to know each
> >other. Even boys have something to say if you
> listen long enough.
> >--Lynnette, age 8
> >
> >On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
> and that usually gets
> >them interested enough to go for a second date.
> >--Martin, age 10
> >
> >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> SOUR?
> >
> >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
> call all the newspapers
> >and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
> columns.
> >--Craig, age 9
> >
> >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >
> >When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
> >
> >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
> want to mess with
> >that.
> >--Curt, age 7
> >
> >The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
> you should marry them
> >and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
> do.
> >--Howard, age 8
> >
> >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> >
> >It's better for girls to be single but not for
> boys. Boys need someone
> >to clean up after them.
> >--Anita, age 9
> >
> >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
> GET MARRIED?
> >
> >There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> wouldn't there?
> >--Kelvin, age 8
> >
> >"And the #1 Favorite is........"
> >
> >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> >
> >Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
> looks like a truck.
> >--Ricky, age 10
