scubabiker
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One Sunday morning, everyone in a bright, beautiful, tiny town got up earlyand went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeoplewere sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families,etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, tramplingeach other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderlygentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to thefact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satana bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid ofme?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
