Me and Danica Patrick

[Just Plain Dave]

SpeedFreaks "Testament to Modern Medicine" was painful to see, so I thought I'd tell you guys how my Christmas went, to cheer you up a bit.

Danica Patrick (Indy Doll) and I had Christmas dinner together. I then spent the night with her, in the same bed. How about that. No BS, Scouts honor! Honest *****!

Now for some definitions;

Together; adverb: at the same time

With; prep. To denote simultaneous happening, or immediate succession or consequence. <_<

Same; adjective: closely similar or comparable in kind or quality or quantity or degree

 

[FJRocket]

Now what good is a thread like this without piccies? Hmmmm???

Actually, I mean piccies of CHRISTMAS including JPD and DSP. Only in your dreams?!

 

[skyway]

closely similar or comparable in kind or quality or quantity or degree

Oh, thats leaving too much for variation, got a picci to prove/define 'closely similar'? One man's junk is another man's treasure.

 

[twowheelnut]

Meh, it's over for this dame... Danica has jumped the shark now that she's married and all. JMO

 

[Windjammer]

Danica has jumped the shark now that she's married and all.

Ain't never seen a ring that plugged a hole.

She's still fast, and she's still cute. I don't think it will be over for her until she's slow, ugly, or both.

 

[twowheelnut]

Ain't never seen a ring that plugged a hole. 

Permission to quote that, sir! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :good:

 

[Bounce]

Meh, it's over for this dame... Danica has jumped the shark now that she's married and all. JMO

aaaaand...

she needs a **** job. :der:

 

[donaldb]

No matter how good she looks to you, there is some guy out there somewhere that's tired of putting up w/her s**t. However, I would have to add :bleh: though somewhat suggestive seems approperate here

 

[Windjammer]

Permission to quote that, sir! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Go for it bro!!

I must admit, however, that I stole that particular line from an (ahem) EX-girlfirend I parted ways with back in the 90's. We broke up after I figured out she was cheating on me. Imagine that! Wasn't as funny then as it is now!!

WJ

 

[C&C]

She's not unattractive, by any measure, though she's really not that hot IMHO. And she's definitely not as hot as she thinks she is.

 

[Bounce]

bingeaux. she's girl-next-door cute but acts like she thinks she's Gina Lola Brigida hot.

 

[radman]

bingeaux. she's girl-next-door cute but acts like she thinks she's Gina Lola Brigida hot.

And always lookin like she's pissed. Off, that is. Cept here-

Definitely needs one-o-these however

 

[sparky3008]

bingeaux. she's girl-next-door cute but acts like she thinks she's Gina Lola Brigida hot.

And always lookin like she's pissed. Off, that is. Cept here-

Definitely needs one-o-these however

You just have to pretend she is a school girl and it will all make since. :lol:

I watch her as the host on TV and she is never the way I see her at some interviews. It always makes me think she is on the defensive from the start expecting someone to talk about her being a girl, lighter than the guys, having an advantage and she is just tired of it. She has been racing all her life, it isn't something she just jumped into in the last few years and yet the interviewers usually always go down this road...

 

[radman]

and she is just tired of it. She has been racing all her life, it isn't something she just jumped into in the last few years and yet the interviewers usually always go down this road...

What, that she needs some rack action? How insensitive of them.

 

[jaybird]

She does look hot. But its like a buddy once told me; all of these great lookin ladies, are another guys pain in the a_s....... Jay

 

[twowheelnut]

She does look hot. But its like a buddy once told me; all of these great lookin ladies, are another guys pain in the a_s....... Jay

Yeah, but they usually have very low self esteem - 'my thighs are too big, my ****s are too small, my skins not smooth, blah, blah, blah, blah...' - which makes them easy pickin's (if you catch my drift ).

 

[Bustanut joker]

She does look hot.  But its like a buddy once told me;    all of these great lookin ladies, are another guys pain in the a_s.......            Jay

Yeah, but they usually have very low self esteem - 'my thighs are too big, my ****s are too small, my skins not smooth, blah, blah, blah, blah...' - which makes them easy pickin's (if you catch my drift ).

Man ya got that last part right twowheelnut, don't know how many times a sympathetic ear twards that type o talk in the evening, gave me a breakfast companion the following morning. Nah I'm not a pig ... but I was one years ago :beee:

:jester:

 

[twowheelnut]

gave me a breakfast companion the following morning.

See, that's where you may have erred. Ya gotta kick 'em to the curb before breakfast! See, if you stay with 'em through breakfast not only do you wind up buyin' 'em breakfast, but you re-build some of their esteem thus making it harder for the next playah who comes a-knockin'!

 

[Bustanut joker]

gave me a breakfast companion the following morning.

See, that's where you may have erred. Ya gotta kick 'em to the curb before breakfast! See, if you stay with 'em through breakfast not only do you wind up buyin' 'em breakfast, but you re-build some of their esteem thus making it harder for the next playah who comes a-knockin'!

Yeah thats true... but, during the disco era I wasn't to bright, wait maybe I wuz.. but wasn't sober? enough to think with my upper head :lol:

:jester: