men just can't get it right

[v65]

TO BE SIX AGAIN

>> >

>> > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,

>> > observing his wife turning back

>> > and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

>> >

>> > Since her birthday was not far off, he asked

>> > what she'd like to have for

>> > her Birthday.

>> >

>> > I'd like to be six again, she replied, still

>> > looking in the mirror.

>> >

>> > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,

>> > made her a nice big bowl of

>> > Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags

>> > theme park.

>> >

>> > What a day !

>> >

>> > He put her on every ride in the park; the Death

>> > Slide, the Wall of Fear, the

>> > Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything

>> > there was.

>> >

>> > Five hours

>> >

>> > Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her

>> > head was reeling and her stomach

>> > felt upside down.

>> >! ;

>> > He then took her to a McDonald's where he

>> > ordered her a Happy Meal with

>> > extra fries and a chocolate shake.

>> >

>> > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,

>> > and her favorite candy, M&M's.

>> >

>> > What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she

>> > wobbled home with her

>> > husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

>> >

>> > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and

>> > lovingly asked, Well Dear,

>> > what was it like being six again ??

>> >

>> > Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression

>> > suddenly changed.

>> >

>> > I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !!

>> >

>> > The moral of the story:

>>

>> Even when a man! is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

 

[twowheelnut]

You know, all ha-ha's aside, if you're gonna cut and paste from your email, would you please edit it so at least we can read those most ancient jokes? Riiiight, thanks!

 

[v65]

Reads fine to me??? Sorry about the ancient part, guess I'm not old enough to know that Will start editing for the age impaired in the future.

 

[twowheelnut]

Tanks, sonny.