trinibob
Well-known member
I wonder if Mariuchi would find this funny..........
Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil
stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in heavy coats, mittens
and hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What
are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, ya know, we're from Michigan, the land of snow
and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya
know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed
in heavy coats, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully
hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from
Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance
to warm up a little bit, ya know."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing
and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from
Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grillin' walleye and
drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
The two Michigan men reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Michigan, we've just got to have a fish fry when the
weather's this nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been c old all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
hell. Icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that
they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Michigan lads. He
gets there and finds them back in their coats, hats, and mittens. They are
jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong
with you two?"
The Michigan boys look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't ya know, if
hell has frozen over that must mean the Lions have won the Super Bowl!"
Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil
stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in heavy coats, mittens
and hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What
are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, ya know, we're from Michigan, the land of snow
and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya
know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed
in heavy coats, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully
hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from
Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance
to warm up a little bit, ya know."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing
and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from
Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grillin' walleye and
drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
The two Michigan men reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Michigan, we've just got to have a fish fry when the
weather's this nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been c old all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
hell. Icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that
they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Michigan lads. He
gets there and finds them back in their coats, hats, and mittens. They are
jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong
with you two?"
The Michigan boys look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't ya know, if
hell has frozen over that must mean the Lions have won the Super Bowl!"
