More Blondes

[Pterodactyl]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police office, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like? she finally asked. The policewoman replied: It is square and it has your picture on it.

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it over to the policewoman. Here it is, she said.

The blonde office looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying Ok, you can go, I did not realize you were a cop!

__________________________

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and

I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger

at the car and saying emphatically,

"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)

"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"

 

[garyahouse]

Edited:

I posted a blonde joke here: it was in poor taste as it involved a student in one of my classes. There were several things I did NOT mention in the joke that made it appear that I was being unkind to one of my kids. As a teacher I know that it is NEVER appropriate to do this and do not want to imply that it is. My thanks to Wheatie and Geezer for stepping up to the plate. Rest assured that my classroom blonde joke had a wonderful happy ending, but the message we all need to heed, myself included, is to never grab a laugh at the expense of a kid.

Gary

darksider #44

 

[ionbeam]

Why do men like blond jokes?

Because they understand them.

And then Garya' had to go and post his blond joke

 

[Geezer]

Gary,I think the young blonde got the joke but doesn't have the strength of character to appreciate a joke at her expense. You can expect a visit from her parents very soon.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Don't read this if your feelings will get hurt easily...

Making statements making fun/picking on one of your students in class is not cool. Kids have enough issues without being laid out by the teacher.

Funny yes, but among peers, not teacher/students.

 

[ionbeam]

Don't read this if your feelings will get hurt easily...Making statements making fun/picking on one of your students in class is not cool. Kids have enough issues without being laid out by the teacher.Funny yes, but among peers, not teacher/students.

I think you done been spoofed by Gary

 

[wheatonFJR]

Don't read this if your feelings will get hurt easily...Making statements making fun/picking on one of your students in class is not cool. Kids have enough issues without being laid out by the teacher.Funny yes, but among peers, not teacher/students.

I think you done been spoofed by Gary

I wouldn't doubt it, I am spoofed easily.

 

[Trailrider57]

What do you call a smart blonde?................................................A Golden Retriever.

 

[lnewlf]

she turned red 'cause she uses one to check the pressure on her FJR's CT...

 

[Fred W]

Yes, only a blond would use a CT on an FJR...

 

[Bugnatr]

Yes, only a blond would use a CT on an FJR...

Humm....Blondes do have more fun! (and miles)

 

[Fly Bye]

What do you call a smart blonde?................................................A Golden Retriever.

 

[HuskyRider]

Then there was the blond who lost her job as cashier at the Dollar Store, she kept calling for a price check.

 

[LKLD]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents for christ's sake!"

 

[900gc]

Blond sitting in first class in wrong seat refuses to move to her correct seat in coach. The frustrated attendent, with even threats of legal action, finally gives up trying to convince her that the plane will not take off until she moves and goes to the pilot for help. The pilot says; "No problem, I speak blonde, I'll talk to her." and goes and quietly says something to her. She immediately gets up and moves to coach. The stunned attendent asks the pilot what he had said to her to get her to comply. He said; " Not hard at all, I just told her that first class was not going to her destination but coach is."

 

[Warpdrv]

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick.....




A brick doesn't follow you around all week after you lay it..... !!