donaldb
Well-known member
Morning ***????????
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his
wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs
preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by
getting up,
John called his little boy into the room and asked him to
take this note to your beautiful Mommy."
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note a! nd then asked her son to take
this to Daddy.
Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."
His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather
answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude
upstairs."
Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his
wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs
preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by
getting up,
John called his little boy into the room and asked him to
take this note to your beautiful Mommy."
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note a! nd then asked her son to take
this to Daddy.
Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."
His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather
answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude
upstairs."
Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!
