Mother daughter text. perhaps ****?

[Bugnatr]

Text from daughter to mom:


"Hello mom, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"


 



Text from mom to daughter:


"It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out. I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out."

 

Long pause……



 



Daughter back to mom:


"OMG, mom.....sorry, I misspelled gum."

 

[dcarver]

BaaaaWaaaaah!

 

[majicmaker]

That's Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. )

 

[Surly]

Mom sure gets around, think I may have met her once.

 

[crumpadump]

That was freaking hilarious!!!

 

[puppychow]

Mom sure gets around, think I may have met her once.

You met her, down under? or you met "her down under"?

 

[LKLD]

Now THAT, was funny!

 

[Fly Bye]

 

[Auburn]

 

[HotRodZilla]

"Loads of cum" is, in my opinion, way more than average. I wonder what mom is doing this weekend...

 

[escapefjrtist]

--G

 

[dcarver]

She's a cougar. With the doo. She is sporting the cougar doo. Sent from my iPhone

 

[Surly]

"Something about Mary"

Hmm hair gel.

 

[Allen_C]

too funny!

 

[LKLD]

I came back to read it again....and it's still funny.

 

[RiderX]

"Loads of cum" is, in my opinion, way more than average. I wonder what mom is doing this weekend...

I disagree. Cum is delivered in units of Load (Ld), so loads is more than one episode and making no implication to quality and/or quantity.

YMMV

 

[Justin]

I disagree. Cum is delivered in units of Load (Ld), so loads is more than one episode and making no implication to quality and/or quantity.

YMMV

:lol:

 

[odot]

ungh