Mother's Milk

[Roy Epperson]

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.









































And then the student was stuck.



Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:


 


7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.


 


He got an A.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

+1 on the attractive containers!

I was pleasantly surprised with this one. I did not see it ending like that.

 

[Old Michael]

..

 

[Geezer]

Trying to wean myself as we speak.

No you are not!

 

[Top_Speed1]

It's debatable, I've seen some pretty ugly containers and the older the container, the less it seems to holds it shape.

Got Milk?

 

[LKLD]

No expiration date. Also, plastic containers hold up longer.

 

[gixxerjasen]

It's debatable, I've seen some pretty ugly containers and the older the container, the less it seems to holds it shape. Got Milk?

In that case, some of those older containers are now where the cat can get to them too.

 

[rushes]

When I was a kid, an older boy up the street told me that dark skinned babies got chocolate milk from their mothers.

Still kinda interesting to think about....

 

[Top_Speed1]

When I was a kid, an older boy up the street told me that dark skinned babies got chocolate milk from their mothers.Still kinda interesting to think about....

I've actually tried out this theory, it's true! (hehe, wouldn't that be a suckling surprise!)

It is Friday, so let the madness begin!

 

[BkerChuck]

Copied this to the Facebook wall of my wife's niece who just gave birth to her first child 2 weeks ago.