My love life.

[Surly]

My love life is like my Ferrari.

I don't have one of those either.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

 

[CAJW]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

 

[Old Michael]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

So, y'all are saying that love can be bought?

And I'll never ride a unicorn?

 

[CAJW]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

So, y'all are saying that love can be bought?

And I'll never ride a unicorn?

OM, let's put it this way. A divorced nurse friend of mine once told me after a couple of clinkers, she now does a "wallet biopsy" on prospective beaus, so in case things go south, at least she has gifts to keep her company.

 

[FJRay]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

So, y'all are saying that love can be bought?

And I'll never ride a unicorn?

Don't think it can be bought but there's always the rental market.

You and the unicorn ????????????????

 

[Redfish Hunter]

I never said love could be bought. It is not the purchase price that is the problem. It is the maintenance costs of love that break the bank.

As far as "riding a unicorn"...Words fail me... That is just sick.

 

[odot]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

So, y'all are saying that love can be bought?

And I'll never ride a unicorn?

Don't think it can be bought but there's always the rental market.

You and the unicorn ????????????????

You cad, you..............

 

[Fontanaman]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

So, y'all are saying that love can be bought?

And I'll never ride a unicorn?

Yes love can be bought and trust me you NEVER want to ride a unicorn.

And regarding Surly's love live and no Ferrari.

Well he could be married and no Ferrari. Marriage ~ What better way is there to keep two people from having sex?

After considering this things are not so bad now after all eh Surly?

 

[kamal]

My love life is like my Ferrari.
Hard to maintain and expensive to fix.

Fixed it for you Steve.

Al.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

So, y'all are saying that love can be bought?

And I'll never ride a unicorn?

Great!!! This thread is now officially off topic due to inane comments and animal sex reference..

Nice work O'Keeffe.

 

[AVGeek]

I bet if I did not have a love life I could afford a damned Ferrari.

For some, the love life shows up immediately after the Ferrari. JSNS.

So, y'all are saying that love can be bought?

And I'll never ride a unicorn?

Great!!! This thread is now officially off topic due to inane comments and animal sex reference..

Nice work O'Keeffe.

Considering where we started, "down" was the only possible direction!

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Don't worry Bust. We are in the "Jokes" subforum. It's OK, I think... At least the inane comments. I am not sure about the animal sex part. Or since it was a unicorn does that make it Fantasy Animal Sex? Does that even make a difference?

 

[odot]

It only makes a difference once penetration is achieved.

 

[Fontanaman]

Don't worry Bust. We are in the "Jokes" subforum. It's OK, I think... At least the inane comments. I am not sure about the animal sex part. Or since it was a unicorn does that make it Fantasy Animal Sex? Does that even make a difference?

Are you sure? It will take just one person to complain about that and there goes the neighborhood!

 

[Monty]

My doctor told me I needed to give up about half my sex life. Iasked him which half, the thinking about it or the dreaming about it.

 

[BkerChuck]

My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked "Why is it affecting my health?" She said "No, but I'm trying to give you a physical!"

 

[odot]

Oh, that's good..........

 

[Graham Downunder]

A Ferrari is much better investment

Lets compare one about 25 years old to a women of 25 years .

You can start a Ferrari anytime and enjoy the sound even before you enjoy the thrill of a ride

Women ,well they don't start all the time the sound can be offensive , quite often are "out of order " or not always a good ride

A Ferrari is much cheaper to maintain ,just look at the cost makeup, hairdressings, shoes, dresses,etc

A Ferrari is much cheaper to fill up and you can get hours of pleasure for under $100.

A 50 year old Ferrari is admired by just about everyone ,not many 50 year old women fit that bill.

A 60 year old Ferrari is so rare as to be worth much more than it cost and is still a great ride that will put a smile on your face

A 60 year old women well lets not go there .