My New Neighbor!

[beemerdons]

I have a new neighbor.

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says, "I just got home, and I need to party! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Oh Heck No! I'm free, and I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks some times.

 

[bwv]

Does the dog like Mexican food?

 

[beemerdons]

Does the dog like Mexican food?

Yeah bwv, he loves the Numero Veinte combination ese! jes' sayin' and nuff said!

 

[Mr._Gone]

I have a new neighbor.
She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says, "I just got home, and I need to party! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Oh Heck No! I'm free, and I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks some times.

And when that happens to you and you're only 45, it really sucks. DAMHIK.

 

[willboe]

That's really funny! But seriously, thanks again for watching that dog . . .

 

[crumpadump]

It's even worse when you're only 45 and your wife says the same thing...

 

[Redfish Hunter]

It's even worse when you're only 45 and your wife says the same thing...

Now THAT is the funniest part of this whole thread! And hits closest to home...

 

[Mr._Gone]

It's even worse when you're only 45 and your wife says the same thing...

If you're really, really quiet... you can hear me weeping.

 

[wheatonFJR]

It's even worse when you're only 45 and your wife says the same thing...

If you're really, really quiet... you can hear me humping.

fixed typo

 

[bwv]

Dont get me started on my wife and her dog...he definetly get's more love... Two words... Lhasa Apso....

(maybe three more... nasty little bastard...)

 

[Mr._Gone]

It's even worse when you're only 45 and your wife says the same thing...

If you're really, really quiet... you can hear me humping.

fixed typo

I can do both at the same time. Don't judge me.