My newest addition

[Bustanut joker]

So I get this letter from the Post Office today, something about a package I have to go to Flint to pick up.

I wondered what the hell was going on as I haven't bought anything that would require such action.. Ah well best go see.

Oh

for

****

sakes!!!

Seems Dolly has delivered me a present. Yeah she's a lil' cutie and I'm going to keep her.

However.. I find the graying about the muzzle something of a problem.. Shiney was spotted with a look of passion on his face while he and she were alone, also she was in the company of that old Irish basie O'Keeffe and Scooter I'm sure took her under his wing.

Ok, all of you graybeards are going to take a paternity test.. I'll not support this sweet little urchin without some type of cash support.

Keep an eye on yer mailbox's fellas. I'm off to see a lawyer

:jester:

 

[Tyler]

Reproductive characteristics of ewes

Gestation, days

138-149

 

[beemerdons]

Reproductive characteristics of ewes

Gestation, days

138-149

Miss Tyler, this lets the SW-FOG, NAFO, WCR and WFO culprits off of the paternity hook. So, the evidence points strongly to CFR in Quebec; the two immediate suspects that come to mind are Yamafitter Bill and Yzerman19 Ray (even though this does not necessarily exclude Petey!). Funny thing is though, the look on this young ones face does uncannily resemble HotRodZilla or Patch308! jes' sayin'

 

[FJRGuy]

Hmmm... 112 days since the start of CFR and the start of her tour...

Who knew she was carrying all this time!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Reproductive characteristics of ewes

Gestation, days

138-149

Miss Tyler, this lets the SW-FOG, NAFO, WCR and WFO culprits off of the paternity hook. So, the evidence points strongly to CFR in Quebec; the two immediate suspects that come to mind are Yamafitter Bill and Yzerman19 Ray (even though this does not necessarily exclude Petey!). Funny thing is though, the look on this young ones face does uncannily resemble HotRodZilla or Patch308! jes' sayin'

That's all fine and good if she was a normal breed. Nope , She's a product of genetic engineering.

Not even going to say the gestation period of this type.

:jester:

 

[BikerGeek99]

Seems Dolly has delivered me a present. Yeah she's a lil' cutie and I'm going to keep her.

I don't care who you are - that's funny as **** right there!

 

[RaYzerman19]

Hmmm... 112 days since the start of CFR and the start of her tour...

Who knew she was carrying all this time!

A most excellent point!! Thank you, Jeff, for clearing up the reputation of the Canadian contingent. You are a true gentleman for defending the honor of two of the finer gentlemen, being Yammafitter and Rayzerman. Anyone would should know that we are as pure as the driven snow in this allegation by that old fart Beemerdons, who obviously is jealous of someone (of unknown origin at this point). To start a rumour (Canadian spelling) like that is completely irresponsible.... besides, as further evidence, I have two little scars to prove I have been shooting blanks since 1997, which I will allow no one to see but a qualified (female) nurse or one who says she's a nurse in case one isn't available.

I am also very disappointed that my good friend Bustanut had to be served up with tainted goods. Bust, a Canadian would never treat you in that manner.... Chime in here any time, Yamma Bill.....

 

[Bustanut joker]

Thanks Ray.

I know you fellas from up nort would never do anything to tarnish my reputation nor take advantage of a defenseless,naive creature.

Oh wait a minute. Rob is co-habitating with Dolly now. Scratch him from that list

:jester:

 

[beemerdons]

Reproductive characteristics of ewes

Gestation, days

138-149

Miss Tyler, this lets the SW-FOG, NAFO, WCR and WFO culprits off of the paternity hook. So, the evidence points strongly to CFR in Quebec; the two immediate suspects that come to mind are Yamafitter Bill and Yzerman19 Ray (even though this does not necessarily exclude Petey!). Funny thing is though, the look on this young ones face does uncannily resemble HotRodZilla or Patch308! jes' sayin'

That's all fine and good if she was a normal breed. Nope , She's a product of genetic engineering.

Not even going to say the gestation period of this type.

:jester:

This theory sounds plausible to me, some burros do exhibit the same characteristics. This would fully explain to me why the face on this young sheep looks exactly like HotRodZilla and Patch308!

 

[TheAxeman]

After watching the documentary about Ted Kaczynski last night I don't think I'm going to be opening many unsolicited package mailings anymore. Certainly looks like a nice little fellar you got there though!

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Hmm...

I got nuthin'

 

[BikerGeek99]

Hmm...

I got nuthin'

C'mon, Adam. Strap a set on.

Wuss.

:scare2:

:drinks:

 

[HotRodZilla]

Um...HRZ slapped his $20 copay down at the doctor's a couple of years ago too; so I'm outta the picture. That bastage 308 is still a prime suspect but for some reason that little 'un seems to have Skooter's smile. I also couldn't overlook the size of that baby's ears. See the resemblance:

...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Skooooooooooooooooooter... Just sayin.