donaldb
Well-known member
After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses -
I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on
weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came
home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait
a minute. I've given up beer, and you haven't given up anything!" She said,
"I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her,
"Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on
weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came
home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait
a minute. I've given up beer, and you haven't given up anything!" She said,
"I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her,
"Hell, that's what the beer was for!"