My wife left me!

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donaldb

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After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses -

I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on

weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came

home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait

a minute. I've given up beer, and you haven't given up anything!" She said,

"I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her,

"Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

 
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