Naked woman steals police car

[Silver Penguin]

This was posted to another motorcycle forum. Poor woman had some serious issues. See how far you can get through the report before you start to laugh.

Clicky here

 

[allrider]

Then she scaled a barbed wire fence, naked. Yeeeouch!! :blink:

 

[mike_123]

not a bad lookin woman

what no dash cam

 

[Tyler]

She's bold... gotta give her that much credit... she must be a friend of RenoJohn... he always seems to know these folks...

 

[Bugnatr]

Then she scaled a barbed wire fence, naked. Yeeeouch!! :blink:

+1, that's a scary mental picture.

 

[RenoJohn]

She's bold... gotta give her that much credit... she must be a friend of RenoJohn... he always seems to know these folks...

What's up with the fuzz?? Taser? Geeze, Since when does being naked make ya a bad person?

Looks to me like someone ought to get punched in the face, just not sure who yet.

I'm heading over to Utard in about 9hours and hope to get to the bottom of this. No pun intended.

Edit:

-->had to go back and read the article again --it reads like a bad porno script:



She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," ......

And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car .......

Yep Tyler, I think I do know her.

 

[kaitsdad]

She's bold... gotta give her that much credit... she must be a friend of RenoJohn... he always seems to know these folks...

Actually, I think he's related.

You gotta admit, she's rather determined.

 

[Zorlac]

"She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery."

Alright, that's were I started laughing. :haha:

 

[Bounce]

Maybe after she's booked, she'll be under the watchful eyes of this jailer!

https://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/play...er-job/19526603

https://www.cbsnews.com/2300-504083_162-100...ain;contentBody

 

[Stephen]

Edit:

She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. .......

Ummmmmmmmm....... I think I need to go think about this. I'll be back in..... oh...... 10 minutes......................... :dribble:

 

[Zorlac]

"Jessie Lunderby, 21, a Washington County, Ark. jailer who posed nude for a Playboy website, has been suspended with pay while the county's sheriff's department investigates whether or not she violated department policy."

Man, some people have all the luck!