New Aussie Pickup Line

[Surly]

A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. later when I'm drunk I'll probably bang you on the coffee table."

 

[dcarver]

But, But what about the coffee table?

 

[gcoug]

Surly, if I ever make it to Australia I'll have to go drinking with you. Listening to you is like being back in the Navy when I was 20,

 

[not2shabby]

I'll have to remember that one!

For whenever I feel like getting slapped!