New one: PICK-UP-LINES!

[Honzo]

This is how I met my seventh wife:

"Hey sweet thing, How'd you like to take a ride on the love rocket to Planet Ecstasy? Lift off in T-minus-Now."

Eighth wife:

"Woud you say you look like your mom? Cause if she is still as hot as you are, I gotta get your number."

And when the divorce is finalized:

"I was wondering if you're a cat person or a dog person"

cats: "Me too. Love'em so much, sometimes I think I'm part cat. Guess who's litter box I'd like to play in?"

dogs: "Me too. Love'em so much, sometimes I think I'm part dog. I sure know where I wanna bury my bone tonight."

Met the current mistress at a Sci Fi convention:

"If you're a Star Wars fan you should know that the force is strong in this one."

Only works at the doorway to a unisex pub restroom:

"You're too good looking to have done that damage. You're brave too for going in, in the first place. You're next drink's on me."

 

[madmike2]

Huh? :huh: I must be getting old....I just don't get it.... :dribble:

[SIZE=8pt]Maybe its a good thing I'm alone and I like it that way. If I had to actually "say" these kind of things......[/SIZE]

And you guys complain about my written interpretation of mangled and convoluted English!

 

[2WheelTiger]

Sorry, never had to use a pickup line. Guess I've always been too good looking...... :lol:

 

[Toecutter]

The one Eve got me with:

Here's my number, in case you want to get some coffee or something....

 

[Honzo]

Uh... the point of the thread is to try to come up with something comedic.

 

[wheatonFJR]

"Hi! You wanna go skiing this Saturday? -Pause on the other end- You do? Good. See you then!"

...going on 26 years since that date.

Only been skiing once since then.

Maybe y'all can use my pickup line. Hope it werks for ya...

 

[Geezer]

"Hi! You wanna go skiing this Saturday? -Pause on the other end- You do? Good. See you then!"
...going on 26 years since that date.

Only been skiing once since then.

Maybe y'all can use my pickup line. Hope it werks for ya...

Not if it means giving up skiing.

 

[madmike2]

The one Eve got me with:Here's my number, in case you want to get some coffee or something....

Eve had you before she gave you "the line". That was just opening the door.....and its been working for all these years, too. :clapping:

 

[Toecutter]

Uh... the point of the thread is to try to come up with something comedic.

Try LoungeLizards.com

Eve had you before she gave you "the line". That was just opening the door.....and its been working for all these years, too. :clapping:

True that. We were introduced at a Pampered Chef party. I said something like "Well, since I'm gonna have to be cooking for myself now..." She came right back with "You know, they make some really good frozen dinners now". With my history of mental abuse by a controlling woman who would scoff at the prospect of eating a frozen dinner, I was more than ready for a change of pace. It was love at first line.

The dreamcatcher tramp stamp that almost exactly matched the one that hung over my headboard at the time sealed the deal. This was no accident....

Sorry for the hijack, Honzo. I've really never tried a line before. I've heard a few, but they were mostly repulsive, mostly....

 

[Honzo]

You guys aren't getting the idea... Kill the thread, I guess.

 

[FJRBluesman]

You tried. Maybe it was the wrong time...or day.

 

[thegunslinger]

Oh I get it,,,,pickup lines. "Just grab yer ankle darlin and Ill drive yah home"

 

[madmike2]

Er mebbe this wun ah yoused win Eye gotch mah knew Chevuhlay:

"Climb enta mah knew pick-up en let's sea whar et gose."

Wood thet bee eh "pickup" line?

 

[Tim05fjr]

Pardon Me, do you know the difference between *** and a chef's salad?

No

Would you like to have lunch with me?

 

[Hit the Road Jack]

Mojave pickup line:

"Nice tooth!"

 

[Charlie Hoss]

Too much to drink........"Hey baby, what's your sign???? I'm a Feces." :drinks:

 

[Ramblin Man]

Look, one day soon, you'll open your eyes, roll over in your bed, look at me and say "why did you let me wait so long to do that"? I just don't want to have to get bitched out then for something we could be doing right now.

That one on topic?

 

[Honzo]

Look, one day soon, you'll open your eyes, roll over in your bed, look at me and say "why did you let me wait so long to do that"? I just don't want to have to get bitched out then for something we could be doing right now.

That one on topic?

Yes. Yes it was.

 

[Kevin Daly]

eight wives? guess I follow my own instincts