nice ride into the mountains back fires

[zorkler]

n.c they call for mid 70dees i say ride to the blue ridge pkwy wifes away kids get out of school 3:20 lets go should take 1hour and 45 minutes only moved here in july and the directions form map quest look different from the other times i have been there **** it and hour and 20 minutes into it traffic stops dead i look around the cars and trucks there are about 20 ahead of me i got to see what gives ride aroud them all road blocks up get off the bike theres this big ass woman( line backer type) in a black car i ask how long shes says 45 more minutes i say for what fallen rocks , I say i can get this thing around almost around thing shes say you see that car in the front you will be leaving behind him in 45 minutes (smart ass) if i wait get to the b.r.p. and do some riding just would be to late . Turn around and go back home . What can i say you want the mountains and the mountains get back at you at least this time not putting her down .

 

[ngarider]

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[2WheelTiger]

Not gonna read that stuff. Ignorant.

 

[zorkler]

Come on give me a break i only made it to 8 th grade . So some of us are much smarter than others were all the same inside

 

[v65]

I like it, being trapped in crappy weather up north I feel your pain at a lost opportunity to ride. Here is my translation (with some modest embellishments) for those less inclined to read it:

It was a nice day and the family was off doing their thing so I decided to get some time in with FJR. Being new to the area I printed out some directions from mapquest, they looked different than what I had anticipated but in the spirit of exploration I decided to go with them. Twenty minutes into my anticipated hour and a half ride I hit stopped traffic.

Wanting to maximize my riding time I tried to ascertain what the problem was. Turns out some rocks had tumbled into the roadway, one of the penalties for living in dramatically beautiful country. Another person there (stranded by the slide or a worker I don't know) indicated it would be another forty-five minutes before the road was cleared. Being in a hurry I thought about riding around the blockage, but the woman I was talking to made it clear through her wit and excessive physical presence that I was not going anywhere. I think I could have gotten around her by offering sex, but I was intimidated by her handcuffs and riding crop so I went home instead.

 

[cota95]

I like it, being trapped in crappy weather up north I feel your pain at a lost opportunity to ride. Here is my translation (with some modest embellishments) for those less inclined to read it:
It was a nice day and the family was off doing their thing so I decided to get some time in with FJR. Being new to the area I printed out some directions from mapquest, they looked different than what I had anticipated but in the spirit of exploration I decided to go with them. Twenty minutes into my anticipated hour and a half ride I hit stopped traffic.

Wanting to maximize my riding time I tried to ascertain what the problem was. Turns out some rocks had tumbled into the roadway, one of the penalties for living in dramatically beautiful country. Another person there (stranded by the slide or a worker I don't know) indicated it would be another forty-five minutes before the road was cleared. Being in a hurry I thought about riding around the blockage, but the woman I was talking to made it clear through her wit and excessive physical presence that I was not going anywhere. I think I could have gotten around her by offering sex, but I was intimidated by her handcuffs and riding crop so I went home instead.

I really enjoyed the re-write.... :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: