Niehart and the broken elevator!

[beemerdons]

Niehart: This pretty well sums it all up!


This sums it up!

The guys at the barber shop asked Niehart what actress he would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

Dave told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.

Niehart's old, he's tired and he pees a lot. JSNS!

 

[RaYzerman19]

It's execution day in France. A huge crowd had gathered around the guillotine platform, and the festivities were about to begin. On the platform were MEM, Beemerdons and Niehart who all chose to be executed face up. First up was MEM, they got her positioned after a brief struggle and zzzzzzzzzzzzzipp! The big blade stopped an inch from her neck. The rule is, if the guillotine fails, you are set free, so she was free to go. Next up, Beemerdons..... got him loaded in face up, sweat pouring from his brow...... zzzzzzzzipp! The big blade stopped an inch from his neck also, and he too was free to go. Finally, they load Niehart in the rigging after he'd witnessed all this. He's laying there looking up, and says...... "Wait, I think I see the problem!"

 

[Niehart]

Don's Wedding Night

https://biggeekdad.com/2010/10/side-by-side/

 

[beemerdons]

Don's Wedding Night
https://biggeekdad.com/2010/10/side-by-side/

So True, How Very True! jes' sayin' and nuff said, eh!