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I read this and thought, "no frigging way!". Is this in the same country where we live?? I've been across Kansas a time or two and I didn't think folks there were THIS weird. What the heck might they charge this guy with anyway, withholding toilet-paper? A pry-bar, WTF?? Doubt we'll be seeing this one on COPS. Film at 11?

By ROXANA HEGEMAN Associated Press Writer

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

 
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said to Shrink:

Doc, I just don't know. Life has been shitty for a couple of years. I feel like it's just going down the crapper.

 
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I could post a picture but my warn-o-meter may go up. :lol: 'Course, so may my reputation. Or not.

If somebody falls off the toilet, and there's nobody home to hear it, did they really fall off?

 
She kinda puts the IBA riders to shame, doesn't she? Maybe she was just practicing . . . :lol:

Now that I think of it, she may be onto something!!! Maybe the most comfortable seat for a motorcycle is a toilet seat? Has anyone tried this farkle yet?

 
Now that I think of it, she may be onto something!!! Maybe the most comfortable seat for a motorcycle is a toilet seat? Has anyone tried this farkle yet?
I've personally not tried it, but apparently Harley-Davidson has been giving it some thought...

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Boy, word sure gets around fast. Co-workers were in the kitchen discussing this (& laughing) less than an hour ago.

 
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Oh the shame my home state continues to bring me...between this and the nut jobs that protest the soldiers funerals, I'm glad I adopted Texas!

 
Oh the shame my home state continues to bring me...between this and the nut jobs that protest the soldiers funerals, I'm glad I adopted Texas!
You and me both (though I adopted Oregon)! It's f***ing embarrassing!

This must be the girl's brother:

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You think the bathroom looked like this??? She just couldn't leave such a beautiful place!!!

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If you own a Harley, you are already used to sitting on a toilet for hours on end (HAHA). Might as well put on the seat and be done with it!

Kurt

 
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