....stolen and pasted from a popular LD rider e-mail list......
A noob riding a Chinese motorcyle with loud pipes, wearing only a T-shirt and jeans has found the caarcass of the Deadhorse. It was lying in the middle of a pool of oil left by a leaking Harley. Tests are be made to determine if it was Syn 3, Mobil 1 or Dino oil. Various GPS's are being used to fix the exact point.
The final blow appears to have be dealt by a BMW Final drive.
Witnessses say they heard deer whistles and then all hell broke loose. The Noob pulled a Glock from his tank bag and fired a meaningless shot into the horses head for good measure. A group of mixed brands of bikes all with weird motifications called farkles, heard the shot and thought it was the starting gun for the 2007 Iron Butt. Rumor has it the first bonus is a lunch tag from the Roadkill Dinner that lists "Beaten Deadhorse Chili" on the reciept.
A noob riding a Chinese motorcyle with loud pipes, wearing only a T-shirt and jeans has found the caarcass of the Deadhorse. It was lying in the middle of a pool of oil left by a leaking Harley. Tests are be made to determine if it was Syn 3, Mobil 1 or Dino oil. Various GPS's are being used to fix the exact point.
The final blow appears to have be dealt by a BMW Final drive.
Witnessses say they heard deer whistles and then all hell broke loose. The Noob pulled a Glock from his tank bag and fired a meaningless shot into the horses head for good measure. A group of mixed brands of bikes all with weird motifications called farkles, heard the shot and thought it was the starting gun for the 2007 Iron Butt. Rumor has it the first bonus is a lunch tag from the Roadkill Dinner that lists "Beaten Deadhorse Chili" on the reciept.
