not the present she was expecting

[v65]

Jim forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect

to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200

in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Jim got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and,

sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the

middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the

driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She

opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Jim has been missing since Friday.

 

[escapefjrtist]

Now THAT is a way to get left out in the cold.... :lol2: :haha:

--G